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Christmas Ornaments Jokes

How are Christmas ornaments and Jeffery Epstein the same?

They don't hang themselves.

What's the difference between Jeffrey Epstein and Christmas ornaments?

The ornaments can be rehung again next year.

Christmas at the vet's office

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "How was your weekend?" the bartender asks. "Expensive. The dog ate a bunch of Christmas ornaments off of the tree, so I had to take him to the vet," the guy says. "Vet says he has a bad case of tinselitus."

What's colored and looks good hanging from a tree...

Christmas ornaments.

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