I am about to MC a high school Christmas staff talent show and need your best Christmas or holiday jokes. This is happening in two hours.
Christmas Jokes!
Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is drunk at Christmas, these might be funny!
Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!
Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Q: Why is Santa so jolly...
What are your best family friendly Christmas jokes?
I need some for tonight.
How much does Santa’s sleigh cost?
Nothing ... it’s on the house.
Figured I would kick off the Christmas jokes with one of my favourites.
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