Snowmen Jokes - 26 Hilarious Snowmen Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen

Snowballs

Two snowmen stood in a field..

One turns to the other, and says "Can you smell carrots?"

Where do Snowmen do their Christmas Shopping?

The winternet

Police were called to the scene of a suspected mass grave of snowmen

upon further investigation, it was determined to be a carrot patch

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What do snowmen do when they want to have sex?

They find a frostitute.

Who doesn't love a dirty hoar?

What do you call the offspring of snowmen?

Chilldren.

Blinking lights, presents, reindeer, and snowmen everywhere…

I love Thanksgiving.

Why are snowmen the loneliest creatures on Earth?

They have snow friends.

Why are snowmen always late?

They’re a bunch of flakes.

Two Snowmen are in a field...

...and one turns to the other and says "Yeah, you're right, it DOES smell like carrots."

My favorite joke - short, hysterical, and perfect for any occasion.

What do you call russian snowmen?

Snow-viets!

I was 12 don’t hurt me

Where do snowmen go in a medical emergency?

The ICY-U

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Friends are a lot like snowmen...

They tend to go away when you piss on them.

Two snowmen in a snowy field...

One says to the other "Wonderful winter landscape isn't it?" The other says "All I see is coal"

I thought I found a mass grave of snowmen.

Until I realised it was a field of carrots.

What do you call it when two snowmen 69?

What do you call snowmen’s offspring?

Chill dren.

Credits: snowmen.

I found a mass grave today, full of dead snowmen. "Dave…" shouted my wife.

"Come away from the pond."

How do snowmen get around?

By icicle.

Why do some snowmen have brown mouths?

Not everyone can afford coal.

What do you call snowmen who like to dress in animal costumes?

Flurries.

The four seasons were arguing about which of them was the best…

Winter boasts, "Well, you can build snowmen and the snow is so beautiful. And Christmas!! Everyone loves Christmas!"

Spring laughs, "Well sure, but come springtime, everything is so fresh and new! All the new flowers, it can't get much better than that!"

Summer rays, "Yes, but I am und...

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Two kids were outside during winter throwing snowballs at each other,

The snow women found it funny,
The snowmen? Not so much.

Snowman puns to celebrate the snowstorm in my area

What do vampires get when they bite snowmen?
"Frostbite"

What is a snowman's favorite cereal?
"Snowflakes"

Why didn't the snowman answer the question?
"He didn't snow the answer"

What does a snowman like to ride?
"An icicle"

How can you tell a snowman is angry...

Christmas Jokes!

Saw these Christmas one-liners. If everyone is drunk at Christmas, these might be funny!

Q: What do you call an elf who sings? A: a wrapper!

Q: Why is Christmas just like your job? A: You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Q: Why is Santa so jolly...

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