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Decision Making Jokes

Trump and Macron are discussing leadership and decision making...

Donald Trump asks Emmanuel Macron how he's able to make such great decisions all the time.

Macron says "I make sure to communicate with intelligent people and ask their advice."

Trump: "Well how do you know they're smart?"

Macron: "I ask them riddles. Observe."

He calls ...

Red neck decision making

A redneck family has already 4 kids when the husband announces to the wife that he will get a vasectomy.

Perplex to understand his sudden decision the wife asks him why. He replied “i read that 1 in every 5 Americans is Hispanic, and I cannot bear the risk of getting one into this family”

Apparently, exercise improves your decision making.

It's true. After going to the gym today I've decided I'm never going again.

I love women with tattoos

It shows a history of poor decision making which generally works in my favor.

The business that got into bench tops

There's a tradie who works for a relatively new company that specialises in cabinet making for kitchens, they sometimes do other areas of the house but kitchens are their go to... you get it. Anyway they recently got into the bench top business to go along with their cabinets as a additional sales p...

Sod's law: Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.

Moore's law: The complexity of integrated circuits doubles every 24 months.

Campbell's law: The more any quantitative social indicator is used for social decision making, the more subject it will be to corruption pressures and the more apt it will be to distort and corrupt the social processe...

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In the beginning, when Man was first created, all the members of the body held a meeting to decide who should be in charge.

The brain said that it should be in charge because it had the power of decision making and so controlled what everything else in the body did.

The eyes pointed out that they were the ones who saw everything, including whatever objectives the brain was going to decide to pursue, so they shou...

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Who wants to be Body Boss???

When man was first created, various body parts applied for the job of Boss.

The legs were first – “Since we take man wherever he needs to go, we should be boss.”
Then the brain chimed in – “Because I do all of man’s thinking and decision making, I should be boss.
Next were the eyes – “W...

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