"I wasn't going to confess my predilection for smoking weed and jerking off in the shower but...
...it is high time i come clean"
A rancher turned weed farmer lost half a million dollar worth of his Marijuana crop to cattle.
The rancher had tried a novel idea of planting Marijuana in the grazing range as cows normally don't eat Marijuana. Unfortunately for him the cows developed a special predilection for the supposedly weed plant. The rancher is devastated but he was well aware that the steaks were high.