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Benzene Jokes

What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel

"Professor, what organic compound do you need for the experiment, Amine or Benzene?"

- Ether is fine

Why do all of the carbon atoms in benzene get along so well?

They learned to just let pi bonds be pi bonds.

Why is the last chapter in a chemistry textbook about benzene?

Because it's the PHENYL CHAPTER :D

I came up with this myself. I'm so proud.

A chemist robbed a bank and got away.

Maybe if the guards had scandium before he left, the money would have benzene.

Short chemistry joke

A chemist bumped into an old friend while out for a walk with her baby.


Chemist: wow, it's been so long! This is my daughter benzene-a.



Friend: Benzene-a?



Chemist: Well we were considering calling her cyclohex-ana, but we thought benzene-a had a nicer ring to...

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