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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution.

But then that would be a lye.

Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.

Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dro...

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