What did the hydroxide ion say when it suddenly understood its purpose in life?

OH-

So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...

Yeah she is pretty basic.

TIFU by combining a hydroxide ion with nitric oxide.

OH NO

Nobody knew what hydroxide was, so I explained it to them.

They all just said, "OH."

Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.

Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

So hydroxide, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorus walk into a bar.

The bartender yells, "OH SNaP!"

I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution.

But then that would be a lye.

I put a beaker of sodium hydroxide on a biography.

It was base on a true story.

How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?

He dropped the base.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

"OH^- NO^3+ !"

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dro...

Two Chemists Were Talking

Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas

Chemist 2 : Which ones?

Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate

Chemist 2 : OH NO3

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