A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH NO".

What did the hydroxide ion say when it suddenly understood its purpose in life?

OH-

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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

Have you heard the one about the hydroxide ion?

Nevermind, it's really basic

So I’m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...

Yeah she is pretty basic.

Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.

Nobody knew what hydroxide was, so I explained it to them.

They all just said, "OH."

I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution.

But then that would be a lye.

How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?

He dropped the base.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

"OH^- NO^3+ !"

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Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide?

Because you'll be cummingtonite

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dro...

Two Chemists Were Talking

Chemist 1 : I'm afraid I forgot a couple polyatomic ion formulas

Chemist 2 : Which ones?

Chemist 1 : Hydroxide and Nitrate

Chemist 2 : OH NO3

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