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Someone just threw sodium hydroxide at me.

Actually, no they didn't. That's a lye.

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Whats the problem with Sodium Hydroxide bitches?

They're always lyeing.

Have you heard the one about the hydroxide ion?

Nevermind, it's really basic

A hydroxide ion and a nitric oxide molecule walk into a bar.

The bartender says: "OH NO".

What did the hydroxide ion say when it suddenly understood its purpose in life?


Once, a bucket of Sodium Hydroxide slipped out of Skrillex's hands.

He dropped the base.

Nobody knew what hydroxide was, so I explained it to them.

They all just said, "OH."

Why do Chemists like Sodium Hydroxide and Ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.

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Hey girl, are you magnesium iron silicate hydroxide?

Because you'll be cummingtonite

So Iā€™m dating this girl, called magnesium hydroxide, she likes fairy lights, nickelback and pumpkin spiced lattes...

Yeah she is pretty basic.

How did Skrillex get Potassium Hydroxide all over the floor?

He dropped the base.

I could tell you that sodium hydroxide is a liquid out of solution.

But then that would be a lye.

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

"OH^- NO^3+ !"

A spill

While doing a lab experiment I was listening to music by a band who's bassist was a known drug abuser. During his solo, I slipped on some spilled vinegar & lost my grip on a beaker full of sodium hydroxide.
Looks like while he was tripping on acid dropping the bass, I was tripping on acid dro...

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