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Joke I made up: What do you get when you take chlorine (Cl) out of Schlitterbahn?

Shitterbahn

Why did Na punch Cl?

Because he made him salty

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Welfare Check:

A guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check.

He marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi.. You know...., I just
HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

The social worker behind the counter said, "Your timing is excellent. We
just got a job...

I recently bought a gun

It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.

Husband calls his wife at home and finds out she's in bed with another man

Husband (H) calls home and the cleaning lady (CL) answers the phone:

CL: Hello?

H: Can I speak to the missus please

CL: She's a bit busy now, she can't come to the phone right now

H: Why? What is she doing?

CL: She's in the bedroom with her friend

H: What fr...

During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"

He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".

"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

What was Stalin's favorite chemical equation?

HAmAr + SiCl

Who is the saltiest rapper?

NaCl-more

What part of your hand is the most salty?

The NaCls

Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(Sorry..)

(X-posted to dad jokes.)

I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today.

I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled;
"HEY, THATS A SALT!"

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