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When people write liKe tHIs i alwayS hopE to fiNd hiDdeN clUes. Don't evEr Seem to find any tHOugh.

Epstien didn't kill himself.

What’s seafarer’s favorite chemical equation?

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NaCl(aq) + NaCl(aq)
———————————
. C^7


~~ Saline, saline, over the seven seas ~~

Why should you never touch NaCl?

THAT’S ASSAULT

A banker buys 5 tons of NaCl...

Yeah, he's known for his compound interest.

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Joke I made up: What do you get when you take chlorine (Cl) out of Schlitterbahn?

Shitterbahn

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

Why did H2O crack down on the NaCl?

They tried to un-ionize.

Why did Na punch Cl?

Because he made him salty

What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

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A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check....

He marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare! I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing!"

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening...

I recently bought a gun

It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.

Husband calls his wife at home and finds out she's in bed with another man

Husband (H) calls home and the cleaning lady (CL) answers the phone:

CL: Hello?

H: Can I speak to the missus please

CL: She's a bit busy now, she can't come to the phone right now

H: Why? What is she doing?

CL: She's in the bedroom with her friend

H: What fr...

During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"

He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".

"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"

Once they are put in jail, prisoners spend most of their time being salty.

Probably because they spend all of their time NaCl.

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

Who is the saltiest rapper?

NaCl-more

Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(Sorry..)

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I had an argument with me Chemistry teacher today.

I threw some NaCl at him and he yelled;
"HEY, THATS A SALT!"

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