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Whatโ€™s the difference between the FBI and the ClA?

It's a difference of acronyms, you see.
One killed MLK, while the other killed
JFK.

What do you have if you have NaCl and NiCd?

A salt and battery.

NaCl / NaOH

The base is under assault!

Why should you never touch NaCl?

THATโ€™S ASSAULT

Why did Na punch Cl?

Because he made him salty

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I took dick sucking class in college and got an F

I sucked so hard at it.

What did NaCl go to prison for?

A-salt

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Joke I made up: What do you get when you take chlorine (Cl) out of Schlitterbahn?

Shitterbahn

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A young man with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check....

He marched up to the counter and said,
"Hi. You know, I just H A T E drawing welfare! I'd really rather have a job.. I don't like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing!"

The social worker behind the counter said "Your timing is excellent. We Just got a job opening...

What do you call NaCl and a 9 volt being thrown at you?

Assault and battery.

Whatโ€™s seafarerโ€™s favorite chemical equation?

.

NaCl(aq) + NaCl(aq)
โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
. C^7


~~ Saline, saline, over the seven seas ~~

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Clones are people too...

A research scientist at a large corporate laboratory developed a method to clones humans. Unfortunately, the ethics review board would not allow him to experiment on humans. So he decided to clone himself in secret. He was also able to accelerate the aging process so within a short time, the clone w...

During an exam, a student pokes the guy next to him and whispers, "pssst... is C the chemical symbol for chlorine?"

He whispers back, "Na, Cl you idiot!".

"OK thanks..." replies the student, "but why so salty?"

I recently bought a gun

It can only shoot NaCl bullets because it's a salt rifle.

What does sodium nobelium chroline and uranium have in common?

Na No Cl U

Some guy threw Sodium Chloride at me...

I reckoned, "Na, it's Cl", but my friends keep insisting it's a salt.

Who is the saltiest rapper?

NaCl-more

Where do salt lovers go to pray? [OC]

The taberNaCl.

(Sorry..)

(X-posted to dad jokes.)

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