Child Molester Jokes

They both came in a little behind

Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!

An apex predator

Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.

He was fingering a minor

Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver, " Sorry to pull you over father, but we're currently searching for two child molesters."
The two priests turn and look at each other for a fe... read more

White vans.

Alien vs. Predator.

A kid and a child molester are walking in the woods. As the sun is going down and it gets darker, the kod says, "It's getting kinda scary mister." He tells the kid, "I know. I'm the one that's gotta walk back alone."

They drive slowly in the school zones!

Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.

.PDF Files.

And that's just the first guy.

Bring'em Young

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?

The priests fingered me.

Helsinki

But when I sleep with tons of girls I'm somehow a child molester

They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child molester and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child molester looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta ... read more

When the officer was writing them a ticket, his radio buzzed, "We are looking for two child molesters in a blue SUV. I repeat, we are looking for two child molesters, in a blue SUV."

The priests locked eyes for 10 seconds until one finally piped up, "We'll do it."

A Pedo File.

Going through a wooded area, they are stopped by the police. Seeing he just has stopped two men of the cloth, the officer mutters: "Excuse me, but we are looking for a child molester..." The priests stick their heads together, and after a short whispered discussion, exclaim: "OK, we'll do it!"

God says: "Why did you let the priest who stole from the church in?"

Saint Peter says: "The priest showed letters from the congregation documenting how he spent his last 30 years not only paying back triple what he took, but serving the church for no compensation. He has repented."

The... read more

He is stopped by a policeman. The priest asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The policeman replies, "A Boy Scout was abducted in the area, and we are looking for a potential child molester." The priest thinks for a second, and says, "I'll do it."

All I ever say is, "Hi. My name is Eric Smith and I'm a registered child molester."

A police officer pulls them over and approaches the car. He knocks on the window and they roll it down.

The officer says "excuse me gentlemen we are looking for two child molesters in the area."

The driver rolls the window up for a moment and converses with his passenger. After a mome... read more

Because seven was a registered child molester.