Police officer pulls over 2 Catholic priests. Says he’s looking for two child molesters.

Catholic priests looking at each other: We’ll do it!

What's a child molester's favorite thing about Halloween?

Free Delivery!

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A rapist, priest, and child molester walk into a bar

He orders a drink

what do you call someone who molests child molesters?

An apex predator

What do a silver medalist and a child molester have in common?

They both came in a little behind

A pastor, a scammer, and a child molester

walks into a bar.

A new experimental punishment for child molesters involves chaining them to electricity-producing machines and having them work 24/7

Researcers hope to be able to generate multiple pedowatts of power.

What's it called when an illegal immigrant and a child molester get in a fist fight?

Alien VS predator

A kid and child molester are walking in the woods

A kid and a child molester are walking in the woods. As the sun is going down and it gets darker, the kod says, "It's getting kinda scary mister." He tells the kid, "I know. I'm the one that's gotta walk back alone."

Child molesters

Two priests are out driving one day, when they get pulled over by a police officer.
The cop approaches the priests vehicle and says to the driver, " Sorry to pull you over father, but we're currently searching for two child molesters."
The two priests turn and look at each other for a fe...

What kind of shoes does a child molester wear?

White vans.

What did the child molester say when he got out of prison?

I feel like a kid again!

Where do child molesters go to university?

Bring'em Young

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A homosexual, a con artist and a child molester walk into a bar.

"What can I get you, father," asks the bartender.

A man walks in on a child molester

He sits at a bench and says
“Forgive me father, for I have sinned”

What is the one good thing about child molesters?

They drive slowly in the school zones!

Three guys walk into a bar: an alcoholic, a priest, and a child molester...

And that's just the first guy.

What's the difference between acne and a child molester?

Acne waits till you are 13 to come on your face.

When I was a kid the police came to the church to ask if anyone knew any child molesters.

The priests fingered me.

What is the default format for child molesters?

.PDF Files.

I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...

They're calling it Alien vs Predator.

Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano?

He was fingering a minor

what do you call fifty child molesters walking in a straight line?

A centi-peado-file

What do you call a folder on FBI's servers that contains all the intel on known child molesters?

A Pedo File.

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What do you call a child molester with a lot of cheese?

A pedophile with a feta pile

Statistics show that one out of three of your next door neighbors could be a child molester...

Thank goodness the only neighbors I have are smokin' hot ten year olds.

What did the Jewish child molester say to the kid?

Hey kid, do you want to buy some candy?

Two priests get pulled over on i95...

When he gets to the window, the trooper asks the driver, "License and registration... do you know why I pulled you over?"

The priest driving replies, "I have no clue, I'm sorry."

The trooper says, "We've looking for two child molesters."

The priest nervously looks at the other p...

So there's a child molester and a little boy walking into the woods...

They keep walking deeper and deeper, and its getting darker and darker; scarier and scarier. Further and further they walk. The boy looks up at the child molester and says "Gee Mister, I'm getting scared." and the child molester looks down at the kid and says: "You think you're scared kid, I gotta ...

A policeman pulled over two priests in a blue SUV for speeding

When the officer was writing them a ticket, his radio buzzed, "We are looking for two child molesters in a blue SUV. I repeat, we are looking for two child molesters, in a blue SUV."

The priests locked eyes for 10 seconds until one finally piped up, "We'll do it."

What's the difference between 48.4% and 49.9% in Alabama?

48.4% vote for child molesters. The rest are good people.

Two priests drive around at night.

Going through a wooded area, they are stopped by the police. Seeing he just has stopped two men of the cloth, the officer mutters: "Excuse me, but we are looking for a child molester..." The priests stick their heads together, and after a short whispered discussion, exclaim: "OK, we'll do it!"

God asked St Peter why he let the last three men into heaven....

God says: "Why did you let the priest who stole from the church in?"

Saint Peter says: "The priest showed letters from the congregation documenting how he spent his last 30 years not only paying back triple what he took, but serving the church for no compensation. He has repented."

The...

Why was six afraid of seven?

Because seven was a registered child molester.

I always hate when I move to a new neighborhood because I'm forced to meet all my new neighbors and I'm terrible with first impressions. Ive never had anyone talk to me again after the first time.

All I ever say is, "Hi. My name is Eric Smith and I'm a registered child molester."

A priest is walking through the woods at night

He is stopped by a policeman. The priest asks, "What seems to be the problem, officer?" The policeman replies, "A Boy Scout was abducted in the area, and we are looking for a potential child molester." The priest thinks for a second, and says, "I'll do it."

Two men are driving down the road....

A police officer pulls them over and approaches the car. He knocks on the window and they roll it down.

The officer says "excuse me gentlemen we are looking for two child molesters in the area."

The driver rolls the window up for a moment and converses with his passenger. After a mome...

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