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As a racist, sexist, homophobe I can safely say...

Nothing.

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Whats the difference between braces and homophobes?

There is none, they both promote being straight

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Where are homophobes from?

Asgard

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A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.

The bartender says β€œHey, didn’t you write those Harry Potter books?”

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer sitting in a dark closet

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A racist, homophobe and xenophobe walk into a bar

What can I get you Mr Trump?

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Never hike with a homophobe

Two friends are hiking in the woods. They stop to urinate when a poisonous snake springs out of a bush and sinks its fangs into the unlucky one's manhood. He falls to the ground writhing in pain while his friend pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.

"My friend was bitten by a snake! What s...

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So many homophobes turn out to be secretly gay

I'm worried I'm secretly a giant spider.

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Im a homophobe, and my best friend came out to me this week...

And I'm afraid I'll be giving him the shaft no matter how I choose to handle it.

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I've never understood why homophobics wore clothes

because clothes come out of the closet and that's gay

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Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig?

*Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal.

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