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Homophobe Jokes

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A homophobe, a child molester, and a con man walk into a bar

The bartender says "What will it be, Father?"

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My friend is such a homophobe…

He thinks the Trans-Siberian Orchestra is a band of cross dressing Russians.

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We shouldn’t call them homophobes

We should call them gaycists

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What do you call a french homophobe?

A Biguette

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Why do homophobes love aerodynamics.

>!reduces drag!<

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As a racist, sexist, homophobe I can safely say...

Nothing.

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Never hike with a homophobe

Two friends are hiking in the woods. They stop to urinate when a poisonous snake springs out of a bush and sinks its fangs into the unlucky one's manhood. He falls to the ground writhing in pain while his friend pulls out his cell phone and calls 911.

"My friend was bitten by a snake! What s...

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A transphobe, a racist, a homophobe and an anti-Semite walk into a bar.

The bartender says “Hey, didn’t you write those Harry Potter books?”

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A racist, homophobe and xenophobe walk into a bar

What can I get you Mr Trump?

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So many homophobes turn out to be secretly gay

I'm worried I'm secretly a giant spider.

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How many homophobes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. They don't accept change, even if it means a brighter world.

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Whats the difference between braces and homophobes?

There is none, they both promote being straight

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I've never understood why homophobics wore clothes

because clothes come out of the closet and that's gay

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Im a homophobe, and my best friend came out to me this week...

And I'm afraid I'll be giving him the shaft no matter how I choose to handle it.

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Who is a Racist and a Homophobe and a Bigot and a Hater and a Sexist pig?

*Anyone* winning an argument with a liberal.

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