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My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality.

It’s not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs.

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Whats the number one cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

A Blackjack dealer is arrested for pedophilia...

He will hit on anything 16 and under.

Did anyone else watch the documentary on pedophilia?

It was so touching.

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What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia?

Sexy children

Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia

If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.

A girlfriend and boyfriend are talking...

The girl says, "hey John, how do you spell 'pedophilia?'" He responds, "gosh honey, why do you need to know? That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."

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Did you hear about Father Dickinson?

He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia

A man enters a golfing tournament...

... but he is terrible at golf. However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course. He says to the man,
"I see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry."
The man agrees.

After he wins the tournament, the leprechaun asks for his name....

I'll have you know I did four years in Nam.

Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too.

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