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Pedophilia Jokes

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My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality.

It’s not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs.

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Whats the number one cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

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What does British parliament name as the #1 cause for pedophilia?

Sexy children

A girlfriend and boyfriend are talking...

The girl says, "hey John, how do you spell 'pedophilia?'" He responds, "gosh honey, why do you need to know? That's an awfully big word for an 8 year old."

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Did you hear about Father Dickinson?

He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia

I'll have you know I did four years in Nam.

Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too.

A man enters a golfing tournament...

... but he is terrible at golf. However, an evil leprechaun lives at the golf course. He says to the man,
"I see you are terrible at golf, but I can help you win the tournament, if you agree to never marry."
The man agrees.

After he wins the tournament, the leprechaun asks for his name....

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