Me: H I J K L M N O. Teacher: What are you talking about? Me: Yesterday you said it's H to O
What is the chemical formula for Holy Water?
The chemistry teacher babbles on, "Yada yada, chemical formulae, elements, atoms, Helium, Lithium, Beryllium..."
One of the students stands up and says, "BORON!!!"
What's the chemical formula of ice?
Yo, could you tell me the chemical formula for Nitric Oxide?
I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate...
He said NaBrO3
It was chemistry class and the teacher asks-
"Can anyone tell me the chemical formula of water?"
Little Timmy raises hand.
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The second says “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
*Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water.*
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says "I'll have some H20."
The second scientist says "I'll have a glass of water, too. But really? Why did you say H20? Like I get that it is the chemical formula for water and all, but it is the end of a really stressful day at work and there's real...
I was in class one day..
I was in class one day and my my teacher asked me a question
Teacher: can you give me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?
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So 3 men die and go to heaven...
So three men die and go heaven- a chemist, an idiot, and a mathematician.
When they get to the pearly gates of heaven, St. Peter is standing there, and says "Alright heaven is getting full, so to get into heaven, you have to ask me a question that I do not know the answer to. The mathemat...
1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H...
Student and Teacher conversations
Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ". John: I is... Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am." John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong John: Mayb...
A fire breaks out at a large chemical plant.....
...and is blazing violently out of control. Engine companies from all over the city keep rolling in to fight the fire, but it keeps growing worse and worse. Storage tanks are exploding and warehouses full of toxic chemicals are burning so hot the firemen keep getting pushed further and further back....