Teacher: Mark, tell me the chemical formula of water
Mark: It's H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O
Teacher: That's not correct. How did you think of that?
Mark: You said it was H to O.
I asked a guy if he knew what the chemical formula was for Sodium Bromate...
He said NaBrO3
What is the chemical formula for Holy Water?
A collection of humorous anecdotes from the world of education
>TEACHER: Maria, please can you find North America on the map. > >MARIA: Here it is. > >TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America? > >CLASS: Maria.
>TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ...
Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says “I’ll take a glass of H2O.” The second says “I’ll take a glass of H2O too.”
*Since the bartender is not a chemist, he has no idea that H2O2 is the chemical formula for hydrogen peroxide, and gives both chemists a glass of water.*
It was chemistry class and the teacher asks-
"Can anyone tell me the chemical formula of water?"
Little Timmy raises hand.
most intellectual joke
Two scientists walk into a bar.
The first scientist says , "I'll have some H2O".
The second scientist says, "I'll have a glass of water,too. By the way, why did you say H2O? Like, know it's a chemical formula for water and all, but it's the end of the day and there's really no need to ...
1. Did you hear about the chemist who got cooled to -273.15°C? He's 0K now.
2. What's the most electronegative state? Fluorida.
3. Wanna hear a joke about sodium bromite? NaBrO
4. Helium walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve noble gasses here!" H...
I was in class one day..
I was in class one day and my my teacher asked me a question
Teacher: can you give me the chemical formula for nitrogen monoxide?
Student and Teacher conversations
Teacher: John, give me a sentence starting with " I ". John: I is... Teacher: No, John. Always say, "I am." John: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
Teacher: John, how do you spell "crocodile"? John: "K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" Teacher: No, that's wrong John: Mayb...
A fire breaks out at a large chemical plant.....
...and is blazing violently out of control. Engine companies from all over the city keep rolling in to fight the fire, but it keeps growing worse and worse. Storage tanks are exploding and warehouses full of toxic chemicals are burning so hot the firemen keep getting pushed further and further back....