For an experiment, a chemistry teacher takes out a $20 bill and put it's in a bottle of ethanol. He then ask his students if it will dissolve.
*A student raise his hand to answer.*
Student: No it won't dissolve sir.
Teacher: Really good! Now can you explain to the rest of the class why?
Student: You're so cheap, there's no way you would've sacrificed that $20.
What's so cool about the nitrous/ethanol powered rocket?
You can continue to get higher even when the engine is turned off.
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I will be doing an alcohol free month...
I guess I'll have to find an alternative to ethanol as a solvent for my capsaicin extractions.
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