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Chemical Compound Jokes

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Me: Doc, I am pathologically afraid of chemical compounds.

Therapist: I may have a solution for this.

Me: Oh shit!!

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What is the main chemical compound in Viagra?

Macoxsafloppin.

What is the most festive chemical compound?

3HO (ho ho ho)

What chemical compound prevails over constant negative press?

Carbon monoxide vanadium di-iron

I've invented a new chemical compound consisting of sixteen Sodium atoms

I've named it "Batman."

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A chemistry professor is giving his final exam...

... he says on the friday before the final, "If you miss the final you have to have a great excuse for missing the final next monday." Two students decide to study together all weekend so all friday night they study, all saturday morning and night they study, then they study all sunday morning and d...

A chemist and his friend go to lunch. When asked what they want to drink,the chemist says, "I'll have some H2O." His friend says "I'll have some H2O too"

When they get their drinks, they both are fine because the waiter is a sensible person who is able to distinguish the difference between the chemical compound H2O2, hydrogen peroxide, and asking to have water, like his friend.

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