Synthetic Jokes

They don't let you breathe.

Don’t take them for granite.

Silicone valley

An arms dealer

I mean, why are we re-inventing the veal?

Synthetic material didn't win. Too many down votes.

Eventually, however, looking at the fake trophy makes the man feel like a fraud, and he can't stand it.

One day, he makes a final attempt at fishing up something impressive. Finally, after hours of waiting, he reels in a record-breaking chub, one that weighs more than any other in recorded hi... read more

He gave her a ring with a synthetic diamond. The excited young lass showed it to her father, a jeweler. He took one look at it and saw it wasn't real.

The young lass on learning it wasn't real returned to her future husband. She protested vehemently about his cheapness.

'It was in hono... read more

The king of a small nation lived in a palace that was, in actuality, just a straw hut with an attic. Still, with the king living there, it was indeed a palace, as far as the citizens of that nation were concerned. The king would greet guests while sitting cross-legged on the floor.

On... read more

...They're already used to the smell of burning synthetic materials and watching their money go up in flames.

One makes you:

* feel numb
* see things that aren't there
* panicked and paranoid
* feel loss of control over your actions.


The other is a synthetic drug.

To hold a debate on wether there will be money in the Soviet Union. The two main factions, led by Trotsky and Bukharin, represent left- and right-wing views. Trotsky said, "We should absolutely abolish money, the state should be able to provide all of its citizens." Bukharin rises to speak, saying, ... read more