Did you know provolone cheese was recently recognized as the world's loneliest cheese?

Because it's prov olone(alone). Sorry, was that joke a little too cheesy?

I usually say this while making sandwich at work, or now whenever I sell and ice cream sandwich.

I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.

3: The Havarti Boys


2: Goudafellas


And my all time favorite cheesy movie


1: The Guns of Provolone

Why did the mouse go to the Swiss Bank?

To take out a provolone.

Which cheese is always compliant with social distancing?

Provolone

What did the mama cheese say to the mouse?

Please leave Provolone!

What do you call a camera made out of cheese?

A GoProvolone.

Dad joke I came up with at work.

I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."

This is my favorite sub.

Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.

A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...

He decided to get a Provolone.

Why was the circular white cheese sad?

It was provolonely

I need to borrow some cheese

can I get a provolone?

This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

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