Did you know provolone cheese was recently recognized as the world's loneliest cheese?
Because it's prov olone(alone). Sorry, was that joke a little too cheesy?
I usually say this while making sandwich at work, or now whenever I sell and ice cream sandwich.
I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.
3: The Havarti Boys
And my all time favorite cheesy movie
1: The Guns of Provolone
Why did the mouse go to the Swiss Bank?
To take out a provolone.
Which cheese is always compliant with social distancing?
What did the mama cheese say to the mouse?
Please leave Provolone!
What do you call a camera made out of cheese?
Dad joke I came up with at work.
I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."
This is my favorite sub.
Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.
A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...
He decided to get a Provolone.
Why was the circular white cheese sad?
It was provolonely
I need to borrow some cheese
can I get a provolone?
This sub is the best.
It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10
What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?
Leave my provolone!