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Provolone Jokes

My coworker keeps complaining about his lunch being stolen from the break room fridge.

Monday morning he brought in a turkey and provolone on wheat bread. Put it in the fridge. By lunch time it was gone.

Tuesday he brought in ham and cheddar on white bread. Put it in the fridge, again gone by lunch.

Today he brought a chicken ceaser wrap. Gone by noon.

I hope he...

Why was the cheese so sad?

It was provolonely

Did you know provolone cheese was recently recognized as the world's loneliest cheese?

Because it's prov olone(alone). Sorry, was that joke a little too cheesy?

I usually say this while making sandwich at work, or now whenever I sell and ice cream sandwich.

Why did the Italian cheese maker join a dating app?

He was provolonely.

What do you call a lactose intolerant music artist?

Post Provolone

Which guy does cheese always root for?

Volone. The cheese is provolone.

Dad joke I came up with at work.

I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."

I just watched the cheesiest movies of all time.

3: The Havarti Boys


2: Goudafellas


And my all time favorite cheesy movie


1: The Guns of Provolone

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

3 drunk mice

3 mice are up late at night, drinking and bullshitting, as mice often do. Just eating cheese bits and chasing them down with copious amounts of alcohol.

They begin to brag about how tough they are relating various experiences evading the cat, the exterminator and other adventures, each one...

What did the mama cheese say to the mouse?

Please leave Provolone!

What do you call a camera made out of cheese?

A GoProvolone.

A cheesemaker is hard-strapped for cash...

He decided to get a Provolone.

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

This is my favorite sub.

Meatball with marinara, provolone, and parmesan on an Italian loaf.

This sub is the best.

It has salami, pepperoni, lettuce, black olives, green peppers, provolone cheese, and oil. 10/10

I went shopping . . .

I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left.
It was provolone.

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