When you think of it, invention of the shovel was groundbreaking

But it was the invention of the broom that swept the nation.

Apple just announced their next groundbreaking product

The iShovel

Upon reexamination, groundbreaking research suggests a new theory of dinosaur extinction

Traffic accidents. Amongst the thousands of dinosaurs unearthed, not one has been found wearing a seat belt.

Groundbreaking new studies reveal that cannabis can be used to treat both erectile dysfunction in men and infertility in women.

Humanity can now reproduce by budding.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention

But everyone was blown away by the leafblower.

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Groundbreaking Study

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that the kind of male face a woman finds attractive can differ depending on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For instance, if she is ovulating she is attracted to men with rugged and masculine features. However, if she is...

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Researchers have developed a groundbreaking new birth control gel for men

How it works is the man applies the gel for about two minutes and then realizes he no longer needs sex.

In the list of groundbreaking inventions

No one ever mentions shovels.

In other news

Inspired by Colin Mochrie's 6:00 News on Who's Line, I tried to come up with my own.

We now return you to your 6:00 news. I'm your host, Armand Dangerous. Earlier today, a man who lost a digit to his foot after a grievous skiing accident underwent a groundbreaking surgery where he requested t...

The first person to invent a drill mustโ€™ve said,

โ€œIโ€™ve made a groundbreaking invention!โ€

My upstairs neighbor recently made a groundbreaking discovery...

He can't fly

A video of a groundbreaking bowler goes viral

He still had to pay to fix the bowling lane though

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There was a groundbreaking surgery performed here in Houston, TX.

A baby was born recently that had a congenital condition that caused problems with the development of the delicate tissues on his face. The poor child was born without eyelids. Resourceful doctors and surgeons came up with a plan to circumcise the baby boy and use his foreskin to construct new eyeli...

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A guy goes to a doctor with a tapeworm issue

A doctor says:

" There's a new groundbreaking treatment that will help you to get rid of it. Works 100% of the time. Every morning, eat a cookie and drink a glass of milk. Do it for three days. Then on a fourth day drink a glass of milk only"

The guy sure follows the instructions. Has ...

I wonder who was the first person to see an earthquake

It must have been a groundbreaking experience

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A struggling rock band...

A struggling indies band from Brooklyn, The Spoonerists, was in the process of recording their debut album. The artistic sentiment of the group led them to use ambient sounds from nature in their arrangements. One of the members of the band took it upon himself to go out in to the field and make rec...

Do you know what was said about the shovel when it was invented?

Now that's groundbreaking idea!

What did the archaeologist find

He won't tell me but he said it's groundbreaking

Y'all ever just stop & think about all of the amazing, world changing, discoveries/inventions we use every day? Fire, the internet, refrigeration, the wheel, the combustion engine. My favorite invention?

The shovel. That was truly groundbreaking.

Have you heard of the new thing called a shovel?

It's groundbreaking.

Did you know that the shovel was a revolutionary invention?

Some would even call it groundbreaking.

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Three men are dying...

Three old men are on their deathbeds. The first says "I've lived a good life. I've supported my family, I've donated to charity, I've lived a good life. But my greatest disappointment is never having sex with an absolutely beautiful woman."

The second man says "I'm a very rich man. I have sev...

I remember when they first told me about pangea.....

It was a groundbreaking discovery

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A legend of the Native Americans

While many people know of Sequoya, the Native American genius who developed the Cherokee alphabet, fewer have heard of another visionary โ€“ yet he made a discovery no less groundbreaking, owing nothing to the white manโ€™s knowledge.

It fell out like this: In the early 1800s, a certain chief, ...

I applaud Samuel Miller, the man who invented the jackhammer.

He had a groundbreaking idea.

Construction equipment is actually pretty amazing.

They've really got some groundbreaking technology.

Next Battlefield map set in Nepal.

It's made using groundbreaking technology.

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Israel has started it's own space program.

The kosher rocket was launched with the brave astronauts onboard. With the groundbreaking tech, they flew extremely fast, passing planets, stars, occasionally some nebulae... They got so far in fact that they reached antimatter masses, but they kept flying. Then, they spotted an antiplanet. 'Let's l...

The concept of drilling for oil was ridiculous in the mid 19th century.

Now we just see it as groundbreaking.

Did you hear about that new state of the art jackhammer technology?

"Groundbreaking"

Did you hear about the recent earthquake research?

The information is groundbreaking

The invention of the jackhammer. . .

It was groundbreaking.



[Side Note] I have already posted this on /r/badpuns but, that seems inactive so,
I decided to repost it here.

True story

I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking.

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