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Cedric Jokes

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Cedric decided to be a pimp.

Cedric and his wife were short on cash so he decided to pimp out his wife. He dressed her up and put her out at a street corner. Then he parked a block away.

Soon a John pulled up and asked her, “How much?”
The wife replied, “$20 for a blowie.”

The John pulled o...

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Charlotte wants a dress.

Charlotte asked Uncle Bob to borrow some money because she wanted to buy a new dress.

Uncle Bob told her that he would loan her the money if she gave him a blowie.

Charlotte agreed and began sucking. She immediately gagged and said, “This tastes like shit!” ...

A sad story

The day after his mother-in-law disappeared in a kayaking accident, a Twillingate, Newfoundland
man answered his door to find two grim-faced RCMP officers.

"We're sorry Mr. Flynn, but we have some information about your mother-in-law," said one of the officers.

"Tell me! Did you fin...

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