If someone with a parrot and an eye patch carjacks me...

can I call him “a pirate of the car I be in?”

Carjacking

An elderly woman did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags, drew her handgun, and proceeded to scream at them at the top of her voice, "I have a gun and I know how to use it! Get out of the car, you scumbag...

What do you call a Mexican Carjacking Victim?

CarLoss.

"Having my owner carjacked was bad enough." said one car to the other. "But you know what really grinds my gears?"

The idiot didn't know how to drive a manual transmission!

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Since translated jokes are becoming a thing now, I will(attempt) to translate a Turkish joke...

One day Temel goes to the local caffe with his friends. While playing games and drinking tea a Japanese dude walks in and says "Does anyone in here got the balls to beat me ?". After this Temel gets up and says "I do", then they both head outside. 5 minutes later Temel comes back with a broken nose ...

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