I never really liked Nearly Headless Nick in the Harry Potter franchise.

He was a poorly executed character.

Why did the headless man study in school?

Because he wanted to get ahead!

The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

What do you call a headless potato

A decapitato

What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?

I’ll beheading off then

The headless horseman decided to never come back

After all, how could he face everyone?

The character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit of a letdown in the Harry Potter movies.

In the books, he had so much more development, including an entire deathday party. In the movies though, he was just so badly executed.

Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

He was a snowbody.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

The Headless Statue

A man and his wife were touring the Louvre, when they came across the [statue of the goddess, Nike](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2444/4075352320_21271e99e9.jpg).

The man remarks, "Ah, such beauty. It is a shame that the sculptor decided to leave out her head."

"Well, to me, it's rath...

Corny puns

Why can't the headless horseman ever win a race?

A: Because he can never get a head

What is Tiger Wood's favorite type of club?

A: The wood

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

West Virginia State Trooper

A state trooper from West Virginia comes across the scene of a single car accident. Taking stock of the situation he begins to write his report.

First he sees a car overturned by the side of the road and begins to write on his form: “k-a-r in d-i-c-h.” He pauses, thinks to himself, “that doe...

What do you call an equestrian who hasn't got laid in awhile?

The Headless Horseman.

What do you call...

What do you call a headless sheep?

A bloody sheep.

Courtesy of my 6 year old. Should I be concerned?

Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?

The Headless horseman

What do you call a horse without a head?

A headless horse, man.

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