The headless horseman decided to never come back

After all, how could he face everyone?

All the characters in Harry Potter are so well-developed. Well, except Nearly-headless Nick...

He was poorly executed.

I love Harry Potter but after re-reading the chapter the death-day party I realized something about nearly headless nick

He was a very poorly executed character

The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

The character of Nearly Headless Nick was a bit of a letdown in the Harry Potter movies.

In the books, he had so much more development, including an entire deathday party. In the movies though, he was just so badly executed.

Your opinion on the Harry Potter movie adaptations?

I thought that they were pretty good, and stayed faithful to the books. Although in my opinion, Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

What did The headless horseman say before leaving the party?

I’ll beheading off then

How does the Headless Horseman like his coffee?

Decapinated.

Why was no one sad when the headless snowman melted?

He was a snowbody.

Why couldn't the headless horseman win the race?

He couldn't get a head.

How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

The Headless Statue

A man and his wife were touring the Louvre, when they came across the [statue of the goddess, Nike](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2444/4075352320_21271e99e9.jpg).

The man remarks, "Ah, such beauty. It is a shame that the sculptor decided to leave out her head."

"Well, to me, it's rath...

What do you call an equestrian who hasn't got laid in awhile?

The Headless Horseman.

I liked the Harry Potter books and movies but...

I just feel like the character Nearly Headless Nick was a bit poorly executed.

Which Halloween costume has the hardest time getting to third base?

The Headless horseman

What do you call a horse without a head?

A headless horse, man.

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