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Louse Jokes

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A louse enters the employment bureau and says, "I'm unemployed, what to do?"

The clerk looks at the computer and says, "I can offer you a job in Danny's mustache."

"Great", says the louse, and the next day she goes to work.

Two days later she comes back, "I can not work in Danny's mustache - He smokes a lot, and I have asthma."

"Well", says the clerk, ...

If the plural or mouse is mice, and the plural of louse is lice...

What does it really mean if my spouse wants to spice things up?

What do you call a head louse on a bald man?

Homeless.

Two lice meet after many years and discuss about their lives.

The first one looks very healthy, while the other one is very sick.

"You look terrible", says the first one. "Why is that?".

"Well, I live in the mustache of a Harley Davidson motorcyclist, who rides all the time and the cold wind makes me get sick. How about you? You look so healthy"....

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Prison wives

There's a man who goes to prison. When he gets there the guards strip search him, de-louse him, and hand him a bright orange jumpsuit. Then he's escorted to his cell which already has one other occupant who happens to be quite a large strapping individual. The cell bars slam shut behind the new inma...

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