Car Tire Jokes - 10 Hilarious Car Tire Jokes

What's the difference between a car tire and 365 used condoms?

One's a Goodyear, one's a great year.

My Eevee brushed past a car tire and now it's a Flareon.

Must have been a Firestone.

I still remember my childhood fondly, when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

went to the gas station to pump up my car tire... and the guy charged me 50 cents. I said “it was only 20 gents last week”.

He said “that’s the price of inflation”

A thief has been running around stealing car tires.

The police have been working tirelessly to catch him.

Why does it cost $1.50 to put air in car tires?

Inflation.

The new Italian car tires are awesome!

Dago through rain!
Dago through snow!
Dago through ice!

But when dago flat,
Dago WOP WOP WOP WOP!

I finally made a table out of my old car tires.

It took a good year or two.

Four college students decide to get drunk before their final exam.

Four college students decide to get drunk the night before their final exam. They get so drunk they wake up late and completely miss their final. The four students go to their professor, and explain this elaborate lie that when they were on their way to the final that their car tire went flat. They ...

4 MBA students.

4 MBA students went out on a night before their exam and were boozing hard. They did not study for the test and thought of a plan to escape. So they went to their dean looking weary and worn out, their dresses covered in grease and dirt.

They told their dean that they had all gone to a weddin...

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