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Inflatable Jokes

Once there was an inflatable boy.

He lived in his inflatable house with his inflatable parents, and every morning when the inflatable clock struck seven, he would come down the inflatable stairs and eat his breakfast at the inflatable table, then go and catch the inflatable bus to his inflatable school.

But one day for some r...

I filled my inflatable girlfriend up with helium.

Now she's playing hard to get.

I've finally reached an age old enough to buy an "adult" inflatable.

I brought it home and unpackaged it. I carefully read the instructions, ran my hand over the material. It was a strange feeling. I didn't expect I'd ever reach the point of using one. I fiddled with it a bit, then checked the hole. The thing was wide enough for my whole arm! But I inflated it anyway...

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A man wants to buy an inflatable sex doll

A guy goes in an adult store and asks for an inflatable doll. The guy behind the counter says, “Male or female?” The customer says, “Female” The counter guy asks, “Black or white?” The customer says, “White” The counter guy asks, “Christian or Muslim?” The customer says, “What the hell does religion...

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Two drunk men walked in to a brothels m (NSFW)

Two piss-drunk men visited a brothel. The madam takes a look at them and tells her manager: Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms. These guys are too drunk to notice.

After finishing their act, on their way back.........
1st drunk: I think my girl was dead as she never made a noi...

Did you hear about the inflatable boy at the inflatable school who was sent to see the inflatable headmistress for bringing in a pin?

She said: “You’ve let me down, you’ve let yourself down, but worst of all you’ve let the whole school down.”

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I designed an inflatable dildo.

But it was a flop.

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I'm trying to write a joke about a chronic procrastinator and an inflatable doll.

Fuck it, I'll do it later.

What happened to the inventor of the inflatable shoe?

He popped his clogs.

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Inflatable boy

There was an inflatable boy, and he goes to an inflatable school. While there, he finds himself having a really bad day. Bored with the lesson, he gets up and walks out of the inflatable classroom but, while walking down the corridor, he sees the inflatable headmaster approaching him.

The inf...

Once there was an inflatable boy who lived in an inflatable house with his inflatable parents.

Every morning when the inflatable alarm rang, he would leap out of his inflatable bed and into the inflatable shower, then when he was dressed he would go and sit at the inflatable table in the kitchen to eat his inflatable breakfast, and then run off and catch the inflatable bus to his inflatable s...

An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died.

A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.

Why are ISIS inflatable mattresses the best?

They blow themselves up.

I bought am inflatable snake the other day.

It went hisss. What a let down.

I need to buy a new inflatable love doll.

The one I have now is almost full.

I have bought myself a very realistic inflatable doll...

...she was so realistic, that she told me we will be just friends.

To the person stealing my shoes while I`ve been in the inflatable castle

Grow up!

During lockdown I have been comforting myself with an inflatable girlfriend IYKWIM. But I've decided to move on. Don't worry...

I shall let her down gently.

What do you call an inflatable dad?

Pops.

A farmer got an idea for how to make money off his farm in the off-season. He had a huge property all bounded by a big, white fence end to end. Along that fence was an old country road where few people drove. He decided he would set up a Christmas light display.

It took him some time to gather all the lights necessary, but eventually through the sweat of his farmhands and an absurd number of extension cords, he was finished. When sunset came, the first car to come down that road got an amazing sight.


The entire fence was covered in lights! Fenc...

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I felt bad after telling my wife that I'd rather have sex with my inflatable toy.

She said, "Take it back."

I said, "But I didn't keep the receipt."

Doc...I had a dream two nights ago I was a pop up tent and last light I dreamt I was an Inflatable Tent. What does it mean????

Well Bob I would say you need to relax...you're just two tents.

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A man called James Woodling dies

His family and friends send out letters to dress for the occasion.
The next week the funeral starts everyone is sad and distraught but one person isn’t there his best friend Dave, suddenly there’s a shout from over the hill.
It’s Dave but he’s wearing an inflatable penis costume.
James’s mo...

They say I have an inflated Ego.

I don’t know what they mean. Got an inflatable castle for my kids,
and I guess they're just envious that I'm such a great father.

Today I stole all of the inflatables from my local Pool.

Now I have to Lilo.

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