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Car Driving Jokes

Police pulls over a car driving 15 mph in a 70 mph speed zone

It was an older woman driving. He asks her why she was driving slow.

She says - "I saw a sign that said I-15, so I thought the speed limit was 15 mph"

Officer - "That is the sign for the Interstate 15. The speed limit is 70 mph on this road"

Then he notices 3 other older ladies ...

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Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Because of the-

Car driving by: HONK

Me: Because if the-

2nd car driving by: HONK

Me:

Cop:

Me: Because of the-

3rd car driving by:HOOONK

Me: Because of the “Honk if you think cops have micropenises’’ bumper sticker?

I saw a magic car driving down the road

It turned into a gas station

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A South Carolina Highway Patrolman sees a car driving down the interstate with a New York licence plate

He thinks to himself 'Those Yankees must be doing something wrong.' He switches on his lights and sirens, then pulls the car over and walks up to the drivers side window, which is still raised. He taps on it with his nightstick, and the driver lowers it. As soon as the window is down, the patrolm...

Steve is in his car driving on the highway by the ocean in California...

...when he stops and asks God for just 1 wish for being a super faithful and good human being. God instantly appears and tells Steve that he has earned the right for one wish.

Steve: I wish for a bridge from here to Hawaii so that I can drive there and have a great time

God: Ehhhh! You...

A man was driving down highway 407 when a radio announcer said: “be warned of a car driving the wrong way along the highway”

The man, peeking out the window, scoffs to himself as he thinks “just one? All these idiots are going the wrong way!”

I was in my car driving back from work...

A police officer pulled me over and knocked on my window. I said, 'One minute I'm on the phone.

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