Capitol Building Jokes

A clown car is smaller and has wheels.

Use barbers and hairdressers, the threat of a shave, shampoo and haircut should have most of them running for the hills!

Passenger asks "That bomb in the trunk was made by amateurs right?"

The driver responds "yup."

Passenger asks, a bit nervously, "Well what happens if that bomb just goes off?"

The driver responds with great confidence, "No problem at all".

"We have another one under the b... read more

It was a chicken coup

She flew to DC in Delta and came back in Spirit.

... I was going to go to a 200 year old building that was apparently set up with shriveled up old corpses, dangerous bandits, bloodsucking vampires, hellbent soulless demons, and the like. But it turns out the Capitol Building is closed for tours until a budget resolution is reached.

January 2021: U.S. Capitol building attacked, Hank Aaron dead, Larry King dead

Convince them to storm the capitol building

She could be the Capitol building, and I’d be a Trump protester.

A man gets caught in a huge traffic jam in DC. While sitting motionless on the road a man approaches him on foot. The man rolls down his window and asks what’s going on.

“The whole capitol is in chaos, armed men have stormed the Capitol Building and are holding congress hostage, they say they... read more

On the plywood were copious amounts of what appeared to be a flour and water mix. He might have put yeast in it to make it airier and lighter. He had shaped the mixture into a kind of giant map. There was something I took to be divisions for states, or provinces. He'd created a facsimile of a capito... read more