What do Canadian geese, and Canadian truckers have in common?
They block the roads and honk
God and Canadians
When God made Canadians, he made them polite, peace-loving, and nice. But the Devil said, "you are disturbing the balance of nature". God thought about it, and said, "you are right. But I don't want to undo my work." Devil: "well, there is only one way to fix this."
So God created Ca...
I've been studying Canadian Geese for many years with an obsession in the V shape flight pattern, 97% of the time one side of the V is longer than the other, But Why ? I consulted the top Ornithologist and through years of monitoring flight patterns I now know why
There are more Geese on that side !
How do you know it's safe to feed the ducks the same thing as the Canadian geese down at the pond?
Because what's good the goose is good for Merganser.
A joke my grandfather told me 40 years ago.
As some Canadian geese were flying overhead he pointed at them and asked me, "Do you know why that side of the V is longer than the other side? (He meant the V shape the geese were flying in as they migrated) "No", I replied after thinking about it. "Because there are more geese on that side."...
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