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Falkland Islands Jokes

The Falkland Islands are the male nipples of the British Empire

Not necessary- but will protect

Conversation between leaders of the UK and Argentina

UK: knock knock.

Argentina: who's there?

UK: Falkland Islands.

Argentina: I don't get it.

UK: And you never will.

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A long way

The Royal Navy found they had too many officers and decided to offer an early retirement bonus. They promised any officer who volunteered for Retirement a bonus of £1,000 for every inch measured in a straight line between any two parts of his body... The officer got to choose what those two parts wo...

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