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Breastmilk Jokes

A mother starts breastfeeding her baby in a park

A man finds this amusing and asks the woman "Your baby looks healthy, what do you feed it?"

Woman: "Breastmilk and orange juice"

Man: "Which side's the orange juice? I wanna try"

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Chocolate Milk

A man is sitting at a bar thinking aloud to himself, he says "man, I haven't sucked on a good tit in a while"

A man sitting down the bar replies "well you outta head upstairs bud, theres a woman up there with chocolate breastmilk"

The first man, not believing the seconds words heads up...

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