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My Biology Teacher Asked What ATP is...

I replied, "where Native Americans live."

According to ATP rules whoever gets to the tennis match earlier gets the ball

First come, first serve

What do you call it when a cell is determined to produce ATP?

Cellular Desperation

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Just a compilation of 10 corny jokes that still make me chuckle.

1. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels?
It "wooden" go!

2. Why can't a dick be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot

3. A guy walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass. The doc takes one look and he says, "It looks like w...

Why was the Native American so tired?

Because he'd been up all night building ATP.

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