Suicide Bombing Jokes - 15 Hilarious Suicide Bombing Jokes

After my joke last week about the Holy Qur'an...

...I had tons of private messages from Muslims on this site. As an apology to them I would like to say this:

"Islam is a religion based on peace, love and respect, and this is the central message of the Qur'an. As such I offer a full apology for making the claim that it encourages suicide bom...

Suicide Bombing School

Imagine a school where suicide bombing Is being taught, the teachers would say to the students.
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Please, pay attention, I'm only going to do this once!

A suicide bombing instructor addresses a group of new recruits.

"All right lads pay attention cos I'm only gonna show you this once"

Did you hear about the suicide bombing camp?

I heard it was a blast.

What do you call surfing terrorists who commit suicide bombings?

Radical

The head instructor at the Al-Qaeda's training camp starts his lesson on suicide bombing...

"Now listen up closely everyone, I'm only gonna be showing this once".

If a mime went jihadi and did a suicide bombing...

Would it be an unspeakable act of terrorism?

I haven't heard of many suicide bombings lately...

they seem to be dying off...

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What does a recovering-alcoholic vampire get after completing a suicide bombing mission?

72 virgin Bloody Marys

What would a character from the Star Wars universe shout before a suicide bombing?

ADMIRAL ACKBAR!

Did you hear ISIS blew up their first Italian recruit in a suicide bombing today?

They decided to rig a Tony

At the ISIS training ground

Director: All right, I am going to show you how to perform a successful suicide bombing

Director: Watch carefully, because I only going to show you this once

They said 9/11 was an inside job, but that would never happen again in this day and age.

They would probably want a minimum of 10 years of experience in suicide bombing for an entry level position.

Why was the terrorist commander mad at his subordinate?

Apparently, you're not supposed to practice suicide bombing!

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Muslim suicide bombers in Britain are set to begin a three-week strike on Wednesday in a dispute over the number of virgins they are entitled to in the afterlife

Emergency talks with Al Qaeda have so far failed to produce an agreement.

The unrest began last Tuesday, when Al Qaeda announced that the number of virgins a suicide bomber would receive after his death, would be cut by 25% this February from 72 to 54. A spokesman said increases in rec...

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