A sky diver had just pulled his main chute and found it wouldn't open. He quickly tries his reserve chute, still nothing. Now in a panic falling towards the ground he see's a man flying up towards him at an incredible speed. In stunned disbelieve as they pass each other the sky diver screams out "do...
A man goes skydiving.....
A man goes skydiving.
After he jumps out of the plane he pulls the parachute cord and nothing happens.
Panicking, he pulls the emergency chute. Again nothing happens.
As he is plummeting towards the earth he sees a speck moving up towards him. As he focuses he can see it's anoth...
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Lenin headed directly to Heaven after he died.
He thought he had done much good for the oppressed and deserved retirement in Heaven. He arrived at the gates.
"Vladimir Ilyich Lenin."
"Okay, okay! Last one in be sure to close the door. It's kind of cold in here..."
God checked Lenin's dossier and decided...