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Cooling Jokes

Cooling yourself to -273C is completely fine...

If you do, you'll be 0K!

I just realized how many heating/cooling vents are in my house.

I’ve seen them before but it didn’t fully register.

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A young Japanese man was fleeing war

He ended in front of a Buddhist temple. He was granted access to this beautiful place and after a few weeks he saw the oldest high priest planting a tree.
He asked the old priest what is he doing. Priest said that the tree would cast a cooling shadow in the midst of the hottest summer when fully...

Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies?

I'm a huge fan.

Did you hear about the new cooling device for the lower jaw of a south American rodent?

It's a chinchilla chin chiller.

Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida?

It was a Miami heat fan.

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