An old Boilermaker returns home after the late shift and decides to treat his wife to a surprise. So he sneaks into the bedroom, crawls up the foot of the bed, and proceeds to lick his wife's pussy until she has a thunderous orgasm. after he has completed his duties he goes to the bathroom to wash h...
This guy walks into a bar, and asks the bartender for triple boilermaker.
Then he asks for another.
After a couple more drinks, the bartender asks, βWhatβs the matter?β
βMy wife and I got into a fight, and she she said she wouldn't talk to me for a whole month.β
The bartender thought about it for a while, and said, βdon't worry; it will be over bef...
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A guy walks into a bar
He is drinking, minding his own business, when he sees a huge jar with a bunch of cash in it behind the bar. He asks the bartender, what's that all about? Bartender says, oh that's for anyone that can complete 3 things that are hard to do. The guy is now pretty drunk, feeling bold, and asks what the...
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