Did you hear about the wall insulation trying his hardest?
You could say he was doing... asbestos he can
Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?
It was asbestos they could do at the time!
Squirrels in the attic
As told to me by a patient today:
A small church out in the country developed a problem when squirrels moved into the attic. They were chewing holes in the insulation and building nests, rotting the soffits and making a lot of noise and generally being a nuisance. The people didn't quite kn...
What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?
Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.