Speaking of loft insulation

I had a man ring the bell the other day and ask if I was interested in getting felt up in the attic, so I punched him in the face and slammed the door.

Did you hear about the wall insulation trying his hardest?

You could say he was doing... asbestos he can

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

Squirrels in the attic

As told to me by a patient today:

A small church out in the country developed a problem when squirrels moved into the attic. They were chewing holes in the insulation and building nests, rotting the soffits and making a lot of noise and generally being a nuisance. The people didn't quite kn...

What did the cancerous contractor say to his apprentice?

Avoid the insulation asbestos you can.

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