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Insulation Jokes

Speaking of loft insulation

I had a man ring the bell the other day and ask if I was interested in getting felt up in the attic, so I punched him in the face and slammed the door.

How expensive is acoustic insulation ?

Quiet expensive.

Did you hear about the wall insulation trying his hardest?

You could say he was doing... asbestos he can

Squirrels in the attic

As told to me by a patient today:

A small church out in the country developed a problem when squirrels moved into the attic. They were chewing holes in the insulation and building nests, rotting the soffits and making a lot of noise and generally being a nuisance. The people didn't quite kn...

Why did people use insulation containing deadly toxins?

It was asbestos they could do at the time!

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