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I feel bad for plumbers who install those fancy water heaters that hang on the wall.

It’s a tankless job.

After years of never having enough hot water, and countless cold showers, we finally had an on-demand water heater installed, that provides unlimited hot water.

And although the plumber did an excellent installation and worked quickly, we did not express our appreciation.

It was a tankless job.

A doctor heard a funny noise coming from his water heater and called the plumber.

The plumber listened for a few moments, pulled out a hammer and gave it 2 light taps.

“It’s fixed,” he says and hand the doctor an invoice.

“$150 the doctor screams? You were here 10 minutes – that’s $900 an hour. I’m a doctor and I only make a 3rd of that.”

The plumber said,” Y...

Staying busy with quarantine and just replaced my leaking water heater.

It's a tankless job, but somebody has to do it.

How does ISIS turn on their water heater?

They light the pilot on fire.

How do churches make holy water?

Turn their water heaters up so high they boil the hell out of it

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