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What would RoboCop be called if he was a Transformer?

Stoptimus Crime

I was talking to Bumblebee the Transformer the other day...

I didn't realize he was such a car guy

We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer.

I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.

Where does a transformer get his glasses from?

Optometrist Prime

My girlfriend threatened to break-up with me if I didn't stop acting like a Transformer...

I said "but baby, I can change!"

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What do you get when Wonder Woman has sex with a transformer?

Amazon Prime

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers..

I guess I'll just roll out

What do you call transformer's father and mother?

Transparent

Which vehicle is a transformer?

Cargo ship.

What did Optimus Prime do when his dishwasher blew a transformer?

He filed for divorce.

What do you call a Transformer that turns into a stroller?

Optimus Pram.

Have you heard about the Transformer who turns into a prostate vibrator?

I finally understand what they mean by ***"robots in these guys"***

My girlfriend is sick of me pretending that I'm a transformer.

Girlfriend: "I'm sick of you pretending you're a transformer. I'm leaving you."


Me: "No baby wait, I can change..."

Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape?

He's a de-septagon.

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what do you call a transformer with an extremely large penis?

Megashlong

What is a millennial rapper’s favorite Transformer?

Mumblebee

What transformer loves to paint?

Optimus Primer

The pain transformer

A pregnant couple arrived to the hospital after the woman started to feel contractions.

Seeing the woman's pain, the doctor offered a new treatment: A pain transformer which after applying it, the pain will pass (some percentage of it) to the father.

The father, who wanted best for his...

My wife said she wants to break up with me

Me: “Why?!?”

Wife: “You keep making stupid Transformers jokes…”

Me: “Please don’t leave, I can change!”

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus *Crime*.

If Transformers are cars and cars are Transformers.

Aren't we giving Bumblebee a handjob everytime we shift gears.

Just got back from the Transformers convention

and boy are my arms tires.

What do you call flying transformers?

Robots in the skies!

What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer?

A Decepti-Khan

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.

Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

What do you call a transformer that believes things will work out fine?

Optimist Prime.

A Transformer Baby!

Few Kids and a pregnant lady was standing at Bus stop..

kid: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer

2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.

What happened to the Transformer that ate poorly prepared food?

It came down with Autobotulism.

What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

Yo mama jokes will always remain a classic.

Yo mama so fat, it takes a substation transformer to power her defibrillator.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

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Ambulances are the original Transformers

because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.

Who is the most popular Transformer in America?

Caitlyn Jenner.

Transformers: More than meets the eye.

Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.

My wife asked me why I carried a gun around the house…

I said “Transformers “

She laughed…

The toaster laughed…

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday ..

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.
She said, "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a Transformer. It's stupid. I've had enough and I'm leaving you."
I said, "But, Baby, I can change."
She said, "There you go again!"

Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer

Bruce Jenner

Transformers

Last night at midnight, my wife came downstairs into the kitchen where I was noisily going through the cupboards with one hand while in the other was my semi automatic pistol.
"What the hell are you doing" she demanded.
I glanced up at her and answered "Looking for Decepticons."
There was a...

Sometimes a person is born male, but later transitions to being a woman.

If that person then decides they actually do identify as a man, does that make them a transformer?

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