Which transformer fell down the stairs?

Stumblebee.

What would RoboCop be called if he was a Transformer?

Stoptimus Crime

What do you call a Flying Transformer

Robots in da skies

My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers..

I guess I'll just roll out

I was talking to Bumblebee the Transformer the other day...

I didn't realize he was such a car guy

What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days?

Amazon prime

We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer.

I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

Where does a transformer get his glasses from?

Optometrist Prime

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What do you get when Wonder Woman has sex with a transformer?

Amazon Prime

My girlfriend threatened to break-up with me if I didn't stop acting like a Transformer...

I said "but baby, I can change!"

Which vehicle is a transformer?

Cargo ship.

If Transformers are cars and cars are Transformers.

Aren't we giving Bumblebee a handjob everytime we shift gears.

What do you call transformer's father and mother?

Transparent

What do you call a Transformer that turns into a stroller?

Optimus Pram.

Have you heard about the Transformer who turns into a prostate vibrator?

I finally understand what they mean by ***"robots in these guys"***

My girlfriend said shes leaving me because I keep pretending to be a transformer.

No, wait, I can change!

Just got back from the Transformers convention

and boy are my arms tires.

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Ambulances are the original Transformers

because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.

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what do you call a transformer with an extremely large penis?

Megashlong

My wife asked me why I carried a gun around the house…

I said “Transformers “

She laughed…

The toaster laughed…

Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye

What transformer loves to paint?

Optimus Primer

The pain transformer

A pregnant couple arrived to the hospital after the woman started to feel contractions.

Seeing the woman's pain, the doctor offered a new treatment: A pain transformer which after applying it, the pain will pass (some percentage of it) to the father.

The father, who wanted best for his...

2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.

Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape?

He's a de-septagon.

What is a millennial rapper’s favorite Transformer?

Mumblebee

Transformers: More than meets the eye.

Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.

Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

Sometimes a person is born male, but later transitions to being a woman.

If that person then decides they actually do identify as a man, does that make them a transformer?

What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer?

A Decepti-Khan

Transformers

Last night at midnight, my wife came downstairs into the kitchen where I was noisily going through the cupboards with one hand while in the other was my semi automatic pistol.
"What the hell are you doing" she demanded.
I glanced up at her and answered "Looking for Decepticons."
There was a...

What do you call a transformer that believes things will work out fine?

Optimist Prime.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus *Crime*.

What happened to the Transformer that ate poorly prepared food?

It came down with Autobotulism.

What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

A Transformer Baby!

Few Kids and a pregnant lady was standing at Bus stop..

kid: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

Who is the most popular Transformer in America?

Caitlyn Jenner.

Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer

Bruce Jenner

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