My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer,

I said, "No, wait! I can change."

Which transformer fell down the stairs?

Stumblebee.

What would RoboCop be called if he was a Transformer?

Stoptimus Crime

What do you call a Flying Transformer

Robots in da skies

I was talking to Bumblebee the Transformer the other day...

I didn't realize he was such a car guy

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what do you call a transformer with an extremely large penis?

Megashlong

My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers..

I guess I'll just roll out

What do you call a Transformer that turns into a fish?

Bumblebee Tuna.

We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer.

I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.

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What do you get when Wonder Woman has sex with a transformer?

Amazon Prime

Where does a transformer get his glasses from?

Optometrist Prime

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Ambulances are the original Transformers

because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.

My girlfriend threatened to break-up with me if I didn't stop acting like a Transformer...

I said "but baby, I can change!"

Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

What transformer loves to paint?

Optimus Primer

2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.

What do you call transformer's father and mother?

Transparent

Just got back from the Transformers convention

and boy are my arms tires.

What is a millennial rapper’s favorite Transformer?

Mumblebee

What do you call a Transformer in a cardboard box?

Amazon Prime.

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.

Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

Transformers

Last night at midnight, my wife came downstairs into the kitchen where I was noisily going through the cupboards with one hand while in the other was my semi automatic pistol.
"What the hell are you doing" she demanded.
I glanced up at her and answered "Looking for Decepticons."
There was a...

The pain transformer

A pregnant couple arrived to the hospital after the woman started to feel contractions.

Seeing the woman's pain, the doctor offered a new treatment: A pain transformer which after applying it, the pain will pass (some percentage of it) to the father.

The father, who wanted best for his...

What do you call a transformer that believes things will work out fine?

Optimist Prime.

Transformers: More than meets the eye.

Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.

What happened to the Transformer that ate poorly prepared food?

It came down with Autobotulism.

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape?

He's a de-septagon.

I turned into a transformer last night...

And boy are my arms tires

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus *Crime*.

What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer?

A Decepti-Khan

If Caitlyn Jenner were to revert back to being male, she would be...

...a TransFormer

What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

A Transformer Baby!

Few Kids and a pregnant lady was standing at Bus stop..

kid: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer

Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer

Bruce Jenner

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