Which transformer fell down the stairs?

Stumblebee.

What would RoboCop be called if he was a Transformer?

Stoptimus Crime

What do you call a Flying Transformer

Robots in da skies

I was talking to Bumblebee the Transformer the other day...

I didn't realize he was such a car guy

We lost power at work today due to someone hitting a transformer.

I never heard if it was a Decepticon or an Autobot.

What transformer is made out of cardboard and shows up in two days?

Amazon prime

Where does a transformer get his glasses from?

Optometrist Prime

What do you call a Transformer that turns into a stroller?

Optimus Pram.

My girlfriend threatens to leave me if I don't stop refrencing Transformers..

I guess I'll just roll out

Have you heard about the Transformer who turns into a prostate vibrator?

I finally understand what they mean by ***"robots in these guys"***

If Transformers are cars and cars are Transformers.

Aren't we giving Bumblebee a handjob everytime we shift gears.

My girlfriend threatened to break-up with me if I didn't stop acting like a Transformer...

I said "but baby, I can change!"

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What do you get when Wonder Woman has sex with a transformer?

Amazon Prime

Do Transformers get car insurance or health insurance?

Nether. They’re immigrants in America.

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what do you call a transformer with an extremely large penis?

Megashlong

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Ambulances are the original Transformers

because sometimes they transform mid-ride into hearses.

What do you call transformer's father and mother?

Transparent

My girlfriend said shes leaving me because I keep pretending to be a transformer.

No, wait, I can change!

Guy: I'm writing "Transformers": a crossover fanfic where Othello encounters Sauron...

Other guy: "why's it called "Transformers"?"

Guy: Moor then meets The Eye

2 Transformers got married

Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore.

They had become Transparents.

Are we even watching the same movie?!

One thing I’ll never do again is watch a movie with a genius. You, me, us normal people, have a thing called suspension of disbelief. When we watch a Harry Potter movie we don't get lost when they shoot lighting out of their little wand. We're in, we get it. Magic. Got it! Light up the screen! I'm i...

What transformer loves to paint?

Optimus Primer

Just got back from the Transformers convention

and boy are my arms tires.

The pain transformer

A pregnant couple arrived to the hospital after the woman started to feel contractions.

Seeing the woman's pain, the doctor offered a new treatment: A pain transformer which after applying it, the pain will pass (some percentage of it) to the father.

The father, who wanted best for his...

What is a millennial rapper’s favorite Transformer?

Mumblebee

A man working on an imaginary high voltage transformer was found dead in his home.

He had apparently received a fatal shock from the fictitious device.

Investigators who later examined it concluded that this was because it was not grounded in reality.

Transformers

Last night at midnight, my wife came downstairs into the kitchen where I was noisily going through the cupboards with one hand while in the other was my semi automatic pistol.
"What the hell are you doing" she demanded.
I glanced up at her and answered "Looking for Decepticons."
There was a...

Transformers: More than meets the eye.

Trans-formers: your mom's now a guy.

Did you hear about the transformer who lost his ability to change into a seven-sided shape?

He's a de-septagon.

When Transformers was filmed in Detroit

Michael Bay had to use CGI to repair buildings

What do you call a transformer that believes things will work out fine?

Optimist Prime.

What do you call a Transformer that engages in illegal activities?

Optimus *Crime*.

What happened to the Transformer that ate poorly prepared food?

It came down with Autobotulism.

What do you call a Mongol holding a Transformer?

A Decepti-Khan

A Transformer Baby!

Few Kids and a pregnant lady was standing at Bus stop..

kid: "What are you expecting?"
The girl says, "A bus."
The kid turns to his friend and says: "Wow! I am 100% sure this chick got screwed by a Transformer

Who is the most popular Transformer in America?

Caitlyn Jenner.

Who is the best underwater Transformer?

Octopus Prime!

What do you call a Transformer who always sees the glass as half full?

Optimist Prime

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Why aren't there any baby Transformers?

Because Auto-Bots pull out!

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday ..

My girlfriend broke up with me yesterday because of my obsession.
She said, "I'm sick of it. You actually believe that you're a Transformer. It's stupid. I've had enough and I'm leaving you."
I said, "But, Baby, I can change."
She said, "There you go again!"

Name an X-Man that is also a Transformer

Bruce Jenner

If Caitlyn Jenner were to revert back to being male, she would be...

...a TransFormer

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