The air compressor at the gas station used to be a quarter, now it's a dollar.

That's the cost of inflation.

I saw a little person at a Halloween party. He was dressed as Prince Andrew but hauling around a small compressor with him.

I approached him and asked what the deal was and he told me he was "compressed heir."

I went to the petrol station to pump up the tyres on my car...

So I went to compressor and put 20p in the machine and it didn't work, tries it again and still no joy...

So I walked into the shop and said to guy behind the counter 'Hey man I think your machines broken I keep trying my 20p but it won't turn on...'

He replies to me 'its 50p now that'...

Have you ever seen the inside of an ac compressor?

It’s really cool.

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A teacher was doing role call in class and had called Timmy's name

A boy raises his hand and says: "Timmy is not going to be at school for a while. His brother told me he was using the air compressor on his asshole and is now in the hospital."

The teacher corrected the boy: "don't you mean rectum?"

The boy: "Wrecked him? His brother said it damn near ...

The Engineer in Hell

An engineer dies and goes to Hell.

He’s talking with Satan and says, “What a terrible place! It’s very hot, dark, smoky and extremely bad!”

Satan said, “Well, what did you expect? After all, this IS Hell!”

The engineer said, “Do you have a compressor, some tubing, and wire?
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