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If I wanted to tune up my ass like an instrument so my farts sounded beautiful I'd probably pump propane up in there.

That'll get my acetoned.

Where does a gas that's into bdsm live

A propane tank

A magician is performing for the crew of a ship.

A magician is performing for a crew on a ship, each performance he does the ships captain comes with his parrot. But his parrot always ruins the trick by saying “ It’s in his sleeve!” Or “it’s In his hat!” One day the magician got fed up with the parrot, and during one of his performances he took ou...

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A sadist hydrocarbon introduces himself at a BDSM convention...

"hi, i'm propane"

There's this cruise ship.

There's this cruise ship and there's a magician that works on the ship and the captain had a parrot that liked to go to the show everynight. The parrot understood the show and since it could talk it would give away everything. "ohh, he's puttin' it in his sock bbbrrrrrrkkkkk" "he put it up his sleev...

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