Found a rusty propane tank like thing burried in my backyard today. As I open it with an angle grinder
My mind was blown
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If I wanted to tune up my ass like an instrument so my farts sounded beautiful I'd probably pump propane up in there.
That'll get my acetoned.
Why do masochistic people tend to explode?
Because they are propane
I burned myself on a cup of coffee earlier…..it was amateur pain. However I burnt myself on my grill not too long after that…..it was propane.
You are either anti-pain or …
A man is falling out of a plane.
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Okay, he thinks. That's why there's a backup. He pulls the backup ripcord, and... It breaks.
At this point, he's thoroughly worried. But then, he sees a guy flying up right at him, as tho...
A magician is performing for the crew of a ship.
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There's this cruise ship.
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