So she goes out for a drive into the country. Top down, music blaring, what people stereotypically do in convertibles.
She gets to the middle of a field, and sees her friend, who is also blonde, rowing in a boat. In the middle of a field.
She puts her car in park and steps out.
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor
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What do you call a boating accident in South-East Asia?
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The instructor asks him the first question, “What do you say when a man has fallen off the boat.”
The man energetically said, “Man overboard!”
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