I walked past the charthouse on the tugboat and saw Larry scribbling on the map.

I'm sure he's plotting something!

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My dick may not be twelve inches...

But it sure smells like a foot.

Heard that from an old tugboat captain today and I had to share.

How did the tugboat get AIDS?

It was rear-ended by a ferry.

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