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Since a lot of sports are no longer being televised as much, and some matches postponed, I've compensated by watching the birds in my yard compete over worms.

So far Cardinals 6, Blue Jays 3.

So I was boarding a plane the other day

And my girlfriend was worried for me going to China. She texted me: "be careful! Don't catch the corvid flu!"

I replied: "crows, ravens, jackdaws, and blue jay's don't have flu. It's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?"

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There was a native american with only one testicle...

Everyone in the tribe called him One Stone. He hated the name, but everyone would always say, "Hey, One Stone!"

This went on for several years until finally he snapped and said, "If someone calls me One Stone once more I swear I'm gonna kill'em"
Everyone in the tribe gets scared at hearin...

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