Walking down the beech, a guy kicks a lamp, and a geenie pops out.
The genie tells the man he will grant him a wish for setting him free. The man says "Ya know Gene, I love riding motorcycles. Love it more than life itself. I would love to travel across the entire world on my motorcycle, but I'm terrified of boats. Can you make a massive highway, that connects the ...
what does a digital seagull wear to the beech
There were these two trees that lived in the middle of a meadow, all by themselves, one, a birch, the other, a beech...
Having nothing much else to do to pass the time, they engaged in frequent conversation with each other about whatever tickled their fancy.
Well, one year, a sapling took root between the two trees and having not much else to talk about, they argued about the sapling for years.
"It's a ...
What do you call a nudist beech in Alaska?
A young tree, curious about his lineage, asked an older tree, "Am I the son of a beech, or the son of a birch?"
The older tree replied, "I don't know, but your mom was the finest piece of ash in the forest!"
Son of a beech?
An oak and a maple were standing at the edge of a bluff gazing out over the vast expanse when they noticed a young sapling in the glen below.
"Oh look," said the oak. "A young son of a beech."
"Actually I think it's son of a birch," said the maple.
They turned to a male woodpe...
Two big trees are talking in the woods.
One big tree says to the other. “Dear Fir, what do you suppose this little bitty tree is between us? Do you think it’s the son of a beech or the son of a birch?”
“I’m afraid I do not know, kind fir,” says the other tree.
In the meantime a woodpecker lands on the baby tree. The first...
An argument developed between the forest animals
It was over a small sapling that had grown between two large trees. One side argued that it was a son of a beech, the other thought it was the son of a birch.
They asked the woodpecker to decide the matter, since he was the expert on trees. He flew down to the sapling, took a sample and ret...
Two trees are having an argument in the forest.
A new a sapling has popped up between a maple and a pine and the two of them got into an argument over what kind of tree it is. The maple thinks it's a son of a birch, and the pine thinks it's a son of a beech. Neither one was willing to concede to the other. Maple "it's a son of a birch" ...
Tree joke (long)
This was told to me by an older Iroqouis man when I was in college: Woodpecker was out foraging for food in the forest when he overheard two trees arguing. It was hard to make out what the trees were saying, so woodpecker flew in closer to listen. He came upon a large beech and a large birch, argu...
2 Birds are arguing over what type of tree they are roosted in
The Whippoorwill insists its a Son of a Birch, the Cardinal insists its a Son of a Beech.
They ask their friend, a Woodpecker to settle their argument.
He responds, It's the finest piece of Ash i've ever stuck my pecker in
Did you know that from time to time, Life is a tree?
Yeah, sometimes life’s a beech.
Two old trees stood tall looking at a young sapling growing nearby
One day, a strong oak tree and a fine beech tree were chatting when they noticed a small sapling growing nearby. The forest was a very competitive place. They both wanted this sapling to be their offspring but there was no way to tell from where they stood. The oak tree saw a woodpecker flying throu...
Two trees in the forest are having a debate.
Two trees in the forest are having a debate. There's a sapling between them, and they're arguing over whose it is. The first tree says "It's a son of a beech." Second tree retorts "No way, it's a son of a birch!" Back and forth they go, until a woodpecker comes along and asks what all the fuss is ab...
My girlfriend left me....
she said she was sick of my tree puns what a beech
I submit to you, the only joke I have ever heard my father tell.
There are two trees in the forest; one a birch, one a beech. They have grown up together from saplings to fully grown trees. They always had a healthy rivalry going, arguing about everything from the weather to the composition of the soil. In their older years a little sapling started to sprout betw...
Father's day in the forest
Two middle aged trees, a beech and a birch, are standing in the forest one sunny day and spot a sapling off in the distance growing strong. They start arguing about whose son it must be. Hearing the commotion, a woodpecker flies over and after learning what they are arguing about agrees to investi...
My only good joke... my preacher mother told it to me
There was a birch tree and a beech tree in a meadow, and they hated each other. They were always trying one-up each other saying things like "My leaves are greener!" "My bark is tougher!" "I'm taller!" etc.
Well one day, a fine young sapling sprouted up in the meadow right between the birch t...
Bob Tom and Debbie are Stranded on a Desert Island
Bob, Tom, and Debbie are Stranded on a Desert Island. Barely fighting to survive, they resign themselves to months with only each other for company.
Eventually, Bob and Debbie start getting it on, doing what comes naturally in survival situations.
Not to be left out of the fun,...
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From deep in Maine, two woodpeckers are sitting in a tree
and are casually talking about the sweetest trees they've had the pleasure to peck. Looking around, their attention focuses on one specific tree in front of them...
"Man, that's one fine looking beech." The first one said.
"No way, that's just a dope ass birch." The other replied. <...