Norm MacDonald dies and finds himself standing in front of Satan.
"Oh no!!", he says, "Am I in Hell?"
"Yes," replies Satan, "but it's not as bad as you think. I'll show you the joint."
Norm looks around, notices that they are standing in a lush green field, with bountiful fruit trees, and fluffy clouds in an azure sky.
Satan says, "Not bad ri...
My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.
That was completely out of the blue.
A wonderful uplifting story !!!
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'...