My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.
That was completely out of the blue.
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Norm MacDonald dies and finds himself standing in front of Satan.
"Oh no!!", he says, "Am I in Hell?"
"Yes," replies Satan, "but it's not as bad as you think. I'll show you the joint."
Norm looks around, notices that they are standing in a lush green field, with bountiful fruit trees, and fluffy clouds in an azure sky.
Satan says, "Not bad ri...
A wonderful uplifting story !!!
A balding, white haired man walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $15,000 ring.
The man said, 'No, I'...