My friend got hit with a window installment falling on his lower back the other day

Said it was a huge pane in the ass

What would they call the 10th installment in the Fast and Furious Series?

-Fast 10 Your Seatbelts

-Fast 10 Furious

Bethesda released a working title of their newest installment in flagship series-

Fallout: Roseanne.

The Original Sin

When God found out that Eve gave Adam the forbidden fruit, he decided that she deserved to be punished. Her sin was so terrible that also every other woman would have to pay for Eve’s treason. God sentenced them all to pay with their blood... but through convenient monthly installments.

I gave my girlfriend 9 inches last night.

It's a good thing she accepts installment payments.

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My penis is 12 inches....

.... delivered in 3 quick installments.

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