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Videogame Jokes

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What is Hitler's favorite Videogame ?

***Mein Kraft***

Where do pirates play videogames?

The arrrrghcade!

I’m never playing videogames with Jesus Christ again…

… it took him 3 days to respawn.

Dating is like playing a videogame.

It's all fun and games until the microtransaction come in.

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What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called?

Gay Ming

What do you name a videogame about dropbears?

Mortal Wombat

What videogame do radioactive materials play?

Half-Life!

What was the Soviet Union's favorite videogame system?

The Nintendo We

Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in videogames?

Because it's made from hide!

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What was Hitlers favourite videogame?

Meinkampf.

What is a videogame people have been waiting forever and devs never seem to release the sequel?

Formula 1

When have videogames ever hurt anyone?

Well actually, three thousand people were killed in California in the 1906 earthquake. That was San Andreas's fault.

What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

I asked my French friend if he owned a videogame console

He replied: “Wii”

Karius will never finish any videogame...

Because he can't save anything.

What do you call an Egyptian god who's bad at videogames?

Anoobis.

Videogames ruined my life...

...but at least i have two more

Who is the most poetic videogame character?

Sonnet the Hedgehog

Making your own videogame teaches you

How bad can you be at your own game.

Why was there never a successful "Antz" videogame?

Because they had too many bugs

They didn't take too well to my latest AR videogame sales pitch...

Frogger Live, Ultimate Edition

In a videogame movie, what do you call your ideal set of actors?

Your dreamcast

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My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

What does a blanket say after beating another blanket at videogames?

Well plaid.






Please dont kill me.

While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch

I've never been so touched on an emotional level.

I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..

She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..

I miss the old days

Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.

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