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What is Hitler's favorite Videogame ?

***Mein Kraft***

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Where do pirates play videogames?

The arrrrghcade!

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I’m never playing videogames with Jesus Christ again…

… it took him 3 days to respawn.

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Dating is like playing a videogame.

It's all fun and games until the microtransaction come in.

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I am over 18

What is a chinese homosexual videogamer called?

Gay Ming

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What do you name a videogame about dropbears?

Mortal Wombat

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What videogame do radioactive materials play?

Half-Life!

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I am over 18

What was Hitlers favourite videogame?

Meinkampf.

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What was the Soviet Union's favorite videogame system?

The Nintendo We

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Why do assassins and thieves always wear leather armour in videogames?

Because it's made from hide!

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What is a videogame people have been waiting forever and devs never seem to release the sequel?

Formula 1

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When have videogames ever hurt anyone?

Well actually, three thousand people were killed in California in the 1906 earthquake. That was San Andreas's fault.

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What's a junkie's favorite videogame?

Need for Speed.

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I asked my French friend if he owned a videogame console

He replied: “Wii”

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Karius will never finish any videogame...

Because he can't save anything.

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What do you call an Egyptian god who's bad at videogames?

Anoobis.

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Videogames ruined my life...

...but at least i have two more

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Who is the most poetic videogame character?

Sonnet the Hedgehog

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Making your own videogame teaches you

How bad can you be at your own game.

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Why was there never a successful "Antz" videogame?

Because they had too many bugs

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They didn't take too well to my latest AR videogame sales pitch...

Frogger Live, Ultimate Edition

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In a videogame movie, what do you call your ideal set of actors?

Your dreamcast

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I am over 18

My mom doesnt want me to play videogames because she said it makes you violet

Well I don't believe her bullshit. I'm light brown.

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What does a blanket say after beating another blanket at videogames?

Well plaid.






Please dont kill me.

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While playing the depressing part of a videogame, my close pal Xavier suddenly starts massaging my crotch

I've never been so touched on an emotional level.

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I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me for playing too much videogames..

She says its "just cause" but either way I think its a pretty silly thing to fallout 4..

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I miss the old days

Before I could go into a store with 3 bucks and get 5 videogames, but now they have cameras all over the place.

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