My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy.
She’s Tolkien in her sleep.
TIL: Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 (USD) for his role as Legolas in the LOTR trilogy.
One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire.
Pasta joke trilogy
My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta.
Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes.
To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn’t stand me touching pasta ...
Have you heard about the next book in the trilogy Divergent?
I heard its called Detergent, a dishsoapian novel.
Who called it Spider-Man trilogy and not..
A web series.
Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.
First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...
Classic wookie mistake.
(Oldie, but never gets olde)
You guys wont believe what happened today
So my friend told me that he didn't like the Lord of the rings trilogy.
And just a minute after that he was hit by a car!
I assume it's a bad sign to dislike Tolkien.
Anyway, I lost my drivers license today.
Do you know what trilogy people don’t want to see completed?
The World War Trilogy.
What do you call an Eel which loves the new Star Wars trilogy?
A More-Rey Eel
There is exactly one POC in the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy.
They needed a tolkien black guy.
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater to rewatch his movie - the Dark Knight Rises. To avoid being recognized on the street, he rushes into the theater, forgetting to wear his mask. Before he gets far, one of the theater employees stops him. Tom thinks it’s one of his fans asking for an autograph but to...
Full House is becoming a trilogy
Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House. D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House. Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.
For all that has been said about the Dark Knight Trilogy having a bleak and gritty tone..
..we never did get to hear "I'm the Goddamn Batman".
Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy...
They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.
The 2018 STAR WARS movie isn't part of a trilogy...
...it's a Solo film
How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?
Because old Hobbits die hard...
One day while filming the Star Wars original trilogy
Mark Hamill got very thirsty, so he asked the director for some soda. George Lucas replied that Carrie had already taken all the coke.
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 was the start of a horrible trilogy
What DO you do with a drunken sailor?
Make a Disney Trilogy featuring an evil Scottish octopus and rake in the money