You know why you never see an elephant hiding in a tree?
Because they are good at it.
Why do elephants paint their balls red?
So they can hide in cherry trees.
What's the loudest sound in the forest?
Giraffes eating cherries
My wife woke up just now. She is dreaming and muttering about how she wrote the Lord of The Rings trilogy.
She’s Tolkien in her sleep.
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Which franchise has the most anticipated final installment for their trilogy?
Christianity, the return of Christ, coming to cinemas near you whenever god feels like it
TIL: Orlando Bloom was only paid $175,000 (USD) for his role as Legolas in the LOTR trilogy.
One might say he was definitely not an Elf made millionaire.
Pasta joke trilogy
My girlfriend refused to believe a spaghetti bike could work. You should’ve seen her face when I rode pasta.
Things took a turn for the worse when I was fired from my job at the pasta factory. Fusilli mistakes.
To top it all off, my girlfriend said she couldn’t stand me touching pasta ...
Have you heard about the next book in the trilogy Divergent?
I heard its called Detergent, a dishsoapian novel.
Who called it Spider-Man trilogy and not..
A web series.
Since its may the 4th, I decided to watch the classic Star Wars trilogy with my girlfriend.
First time she ever saw Chewbacca, and she thought he was an Ewok... ... ...
Classic wookie mistake.
(Oldie, but never gets olde)
What do you call an Eel which loves the new Star Wars trilogy?
A More-Rey Eel
Full House is becoming a trilogy
Danny Tanner was the focus of Full House. D.J. Tanner is the focus of Fuller House. Aunt Becky will be spending time in the Big House.
Heard they are making the Tetris movie into a trilogy...
They must think its going to be a real blockbuster.
You guys wont believe what happened today
So my friend told me that he didn't like the Lord of the rings trilogy.
And just a minute after that he was hit by a car!
I assume it's a bad sign to dislike Tolkien.
Anyway, I lost my drivers license today.
The 2018 STAR WARS movie isn't part of a trilogy...
...it's a Solo film
How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?
Because old Hobbits die hard...
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater
Tom Hardy goes to a movie theater to rewatch his movie - the Dark Knight Rises. To avoid being recognized on the street, he rushes into the theater, forgetting to wear his mask. Before he gets far, one of the theater employees stops him. Tom thinks it’s one of his fans asking for an autograph but to...
A kids house burns down while he was playing videogames
While sitting on the sidewalk with his parents, watching the firemen hose the fire, he keeps crying hysterically, screaming “NO!!!” His parents ask if they left a pet or something special in there and he cries “NO!!!” He finally weeps out “When we had to leave I.....I....I had just gotten 100% on th...
Why was 6 afraid of 7
Because 7 was the start of a horrible trilogy
What DO you do with a drunken sailor?
Make a Disney Trilogy featuring an evil Scottish octopus and rake in the money
My friend said "Women directors have never had major success with a live action film"
So I said, "Nonsense! Just look at the Matrix trilogy."