If I’m being subjective, the greatest sci-fi show of all time is Dr. Who.

If I’m being objective, it’s Dr. Whom.

Here are the results of Sci-Fi Football.

R2D: 2 and C3P: Nill

What's a pirates favorite sci-fi book?

Aye, Robot

The newest sci-fi movie on Netflix is about a death match between E.T. and a nerd with no social life.

Alien versus Redditor.

What would a 19th century Russian sci-fi be called?

Tsar Wars.

I always wanted to get into sci-fi movies about time travel...

...but my interest in time travel ended before it really began.

If I'm being subjective, I'd say that the greatest hero in Sci Fi is Doctor Who. But if I'm being completely objective...

I'd say it's Doctor Whom.

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What’s the greatest sci-fi show? Well subjectively it’s doctor who

But objectively it’s doctor whom

Is the Demigorgon the weirdest Sci-Fi monster?

Could be; I haven’t seen stranger things

Did you hear about the 50 plus year old Sci Fi fan with big nipples?

Areola 51

I can't wait for this weekend's big Sci-Fi Rom-Com movie opening...

Star Wars: When Hairy Met Solo

I finally watched that Netflix sci-fi show that everyone is watching...

I keep hearing from everyone that it's a very wierd show, but to be honest, I've seen stranger things.

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What does the average comp sci student graduate with?

His virginity

What's a classic Russian sci-fi film?

Czar Wars

What was the Sci-fi remake of A Streetcar Named Desire?


I wish I hadn't wasted so much of my life creating wacky sci-fi inventions...

The time machine alone set me back 15 years.

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What do you call a clever, socially awkward, bi sexual Hippie with fancy neckwear who streams Star-Trek?

A shy, wry, bi guy in a fly tie watching sci-fi on wifi.

I read Sci Fi the same way that I read recipes

I skip to the end and think, "that'll never happen"

Comp Sci Joke

I'd tell you a joke about TCP but I'd have to keep repeating it until you got it.

my dog...

Me: I'm so sorry, my dog ate my homework

Comp Sci Professor: your dog ate your coding assignment?



Me: it took him a couple bytes

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Beauty is just a matter of timing: In 1970s America I would’ve been ridiculed for having a hairless chest. In ancient Greece I would’ve been laughed at for having a big penis.

Still waiting for that bald future all those fucking sci-fi movies promised me.

Critics are comparing Aquaman to Black Panther

At first glance, the movies do appear similar. They both feature ancient sci-fi utopias hidden from the rest of the world. In each movie, theres a fight for the throne in order to stop a war. However, they are ignoring one major difference: the characters in Aquaman can swim.

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I think my son may not be mine...

I knew her for a long time, but the real story starts when I was 17.

I was a geek, used watch sci fi shows, read stories and write about it in my spare time. I had no friends in school except for this one guy and his jerk friends who makes me do their homework, tells me where I can and can't ...

The first day of Richard Dawkins as a librarian

He walks to a senior librarian: "Excuse me, I am new here, could you help me solve one problem? I have Bible, Quran and Torah, but I am not sure which book belongs to the sci-fi section, which to the fantasy section and which one to the horror section."

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