Newborns Jokes

Heavy infantry

I guess it cause their legs are too weak.

Once again, she fell into a coma before delivery, so it fell to her younger brother to name the newborns. Traditionally, that job would fall to the eldest, but he had lost that privilege after naming her first set of twins Denise and Denephew. When she finally came to, she saw her brother standing b... read more

With their bOoOoOobs

But the delivery would be too painful

wawa

Womb temperature.

Spawnkillers are absolute scum.

I guess she was having a midwife crisis

She said he was a week old baby and I thought we were roasting him

A young man approached the chief of his village with a question. He said "Wise cheif, you are in charge of naming every child in this village. How do you go about choosing the names for your people?" The Cheif heard the question and without saying a word walked over to a small window in the tent and... read more

Sure enough, my son was born with large features, a furrowed brow, and complained about nerve damage from his knee surgery.

But newborns could be placenta.

A woman is pregnant with twins. During her last month of pregnancy, she falls into a coma. When she wakes up, the doctor tells her that she had a girl and a boy, and that her brother claimed them until she came to. Immediately, she panics at the thought of her brother supervising her newborns.
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