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Infancy Jokes

Do infants have as much fun in infancy

as adults do in adultery?

I have the most vivid memories from my infancy

They’re the breast.

I bet you a month of Reddit gold that I can guess where you got your shoes, how many kids your father had, and what state you were born in.

You got your shoes on your feet.

You father didn't have kids your mother did.

And you were born in the state of infancy.

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Credits to a homeless dude sharing this with me.

Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.

If she wanted to kill Spotify she should’ve done it when it was still in its infancy

Today i met a guy who has been married for 57 years

Today i met a guy who has been married for 57 years, myself who has struggled with the infancy of marriage I couldn't help but ask,

"So sir, what is the secret to a happy and long lasting marriage?"

His reply,

"You will have to speak up, I'm hard of hearing"

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