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Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Probably not.

I have the most vivid memories from my infancy

They’re the breast.

Casey Anthony is removing her podcast from Spotify.

If she wanted to kill Spotify she should’ve done it when it was still in its infancy

I bet you a month of Reddit gold that I can guess where you got your shoes, how many kids your father had, and what state you were born in.

You got your shoes on your feet.

You father didn't have kids your mother did.

And you were born in the state of infancy.

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Credits to a homeless dude sharing this with me.

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